Archive for December, 2008

The Copywriter’s Box of Magic Words

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Are you sitting comfortably? Good, because in just a moment I shall reveal the words that will transform your sales writing. They will render your reader helpless by forcing them to continue to read even when they might not want to. But first here are a few extra tricks you might like to try.

  1. Use broken lists – everyone likes lists. If you promise 3 things it is human nature to read all 3. Why not split your list over two paragraphs to keep them reading? They’ll be compelled to read the second paragraph.
  2. Teasers – add things like ‘But that’s not all…’ or ‘And here’s why…’ or even ‘So why subscribe?’
  3. End pages mid-sentence – humans have a great need for completion. If your sales letter goes over the page, by ensuring your page ends mid-sentence will render your reader helpless and they’ll just have to turn over to continue reading.
  4. The promise of more to come – this is great for long copy. For example ‘In a moment, I will reveal to you the five most important conversion techniques to increase your sales. But first…’ It is just like dangling a carrot in front of them.

Are you getting the idea? Just so long as you deliver what you promise your reader will become putty in your hands, hanging on every word. Satisfy their curiosity and you will have them hooked.

OK, you’ve waited long enough. Below are the six magic words that will help you cast your spell over your reader:

  1. Easy – we are all inherently lazy. Give your readers an easy option and they’ll love you for it.
  2. Quick – not only are your readers lazy but they are impatient too. Enough said.
  3. Free – this is very powerful so long as you don’t murder it by adding ‘absolutely!’
  4. Now – it can be used to show something is new when used in a headline, it is highly effective in the CTA, or it can be seen as turning a problem into a solution in the body text.
  5. Please – didn’t your mum always ask you what the magic word was when you were after a biscuit?
  6. Guarantee – immediately allays fears and uncertainty.

Follow these simple tips and you will be able to weave your very own brand of magic through all your sales writing. Go on, try it out and hook yourself some readers.

Sally Ormond is a professional website copywriter, SEO copywriter and advertising copywriter with extensive experience in B2B and B2C copywriting markets. She can be contacted at +44(0)1449 779605 or sally@briarcopywriting.com for any copywriting project you may have or for a complimentary webcopy analysis.

Top Google Searches for 2008

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

The searches have been counted and verified, the results are in. Google Zeitgeist 2008 announced today the top google searches for 2008.

Globally, the top 10 fastest rising search terms were:

  1. sarah palin
  2. beijing 2008
  3. facebook login
  4. tuenti
  5. heath ledger
  6. obama
  7. nasza klasa
  8. wer kennt wen
  9. euro 2008
  10. jonas brothers

In the UK, the top risers:

  1. iplayer
  2. facebook
  3. iphone
  4. youtube
  5. yahoo mail
  6. large hadron collider
  7. obama
  8. friv
  9. cam4
  10. jogos

The UK’s top google searches were:

  1. facebook
  2. bbc
  3. youtube
  4. ebay
  5. games
  6. news
  7. hotmail
  8. bebo
  9. yahoo
  10. jobs (the only search term here showing any indication of this so called recession)

While our diets are not improving with the fastest rising recipe searches being:

  1. cupcake
  2. meatballs
  3. rocky road
  4. crumble topping
  5. eaton mess
  6. pork belly
  7. rhubarb fool
  8. lemon posset
  9. honey comb
  10. beer batter

So what do we want from the internet? Spot the age old questions coming top of the ‘Top of mind’ section:

What is…

  1. what is love
  2. what is life (Life is… not looking at Google)
  3. what is java
  4. what is sap
  5. what is rss
  6. what is scientology
  7. what is autism
  8. what is lupus
  9. what is 3g
  10. what is art

Who is…

  1. who is obama (Where have these people been hiding?!?)
  2. who is mccain
  3. who is palin
  4. who is lil wayne
  5. who is miley cyrus
  6. who is dolla
  7. who is jonas brothers
  8. who is chris brown
  9. who is biden
  10. who is martin luther

…and how to…

  1. how to draw
  2. how to kiss
  3. how to write
  4. how to cook
  5. how to tie
  6. how to hack
  7. how to run
  8. how to cite
  9. how to paint
  10. how to spell (The actual 10th entry was ‘How too Spele but google’s logic kicked in once again)

More people wanted to know how to draw than how to kiss? I suppose one is a perfectly safe natural thing… the other one is kissing… think I’ve got it the wrong way round? read about the kiss of deaf from the BBC. (Who said the TV licence wasn’t worth the money?)

So there we have it, the British don’t seem too bothered by the current credit crisis if this is anything to go on, but are certainly keeping up with World news, playing games and networking. Interestingly enough, this is even before checking their emails… Of course the stats are flawed for this kind of statement as it doesn’t count bookmarks or remembered URLs.

Well this is my last blog of 2008, I’m spending the last two weeks on the tropical island of Mauritius. Happy holidays, merry Christmas and thank you to all those readers, contacts, clients, and so on who have helped Zako Media stay afloat for 2008.

Are You a Sales Writer or Jargon-Junky?

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

I bet every one of you out there, at one time or another, has sat down to read what you thought would be an informative article, sales brochure or website only to be bored to tears within a couple of sentences. This might appear to be a rather strange thing to say but, when you are writing sales copy, the one think you don’t want your reader to know is what a great writer you are.

Of course that means that you have to be a great writer. Why? Because you can’t hide behind showman-ship. In sales writing there is no room for showy, flamboyant writing.

You are merely there to provide the vase in which the flowers go – it is the flowers you want your reader to see, smell and want. The last thing you want is for them to be distracted by the gaudy vase beneath them.

Here are three things to remember before putting pen to paper or fingers to keyboard:

  • Forget the arty similes and metaphors, tell the reader what it is, what it does and why it will benefit them.
  • Forget the jargon – no one is interested in it. If it is essential technical vocabulary, fine, but keep it to a minimum.
  • Keep it short and concise – Why use ‘in the interim period’ when ‘between’ will do just fine.

You will effortless build rapport with your readers if you keep your writing simple and conversational.

Sally Ormond is a professional website copywriter, SEO copywriter and advertising copywriter with extensive experience in B2B and B2C copywriting markets. She can be contacted at +44(0)1449 779605 or sally@briarcopywriting.com for any copywriting project you may have or for a complimentary webcopy analysis.

Apple Mac Users no longer safe from virus’s?

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

One of Mac’s Key selling points was that the system was virus-free. This was largely to do with it’s programming and management system, but also had a part in it’s lack of marketshare. Back in February 2006, Mac users were warned of Leap-A worm which spread itself through bundled software iChat, the worm was easy to avoid so didn’t affect it’s track record.

Suddenly at the end of last month (November 08) Apple posted this message on their website:

“Apple encourages the widespread use of multiple antivirus utilities so that virus programmers have more than one application to circumvent, thus making the whole virus writing process more difficult.”

Are they gearing up for something? Do Apple know something we don’t? Even PC users are told to use an antivirus program, rarely more… Apple users are recommended to use multiple utilities.

I can see 3 possibilities:

  1. The fact there wasn’t an outbreak was down to luck rather than skill and their law-conscious people have decided to step away from the edge and play it safe in the wood chip with the other personal computers.
  2. There is already an outbreak and they want to quench it before it spreads and destroys their reputation.
  3. They need to pay for their iPhone advertising booboo and found a good way to make some cash quickly. (interesting that all their suggestions are commercial and 2/3 are available from the apple store.)

I’m a PC, and I can download free software to keep virus’s and spyware in check. Apple users will have to purchase one of the following utilities:

Intego VirusBarrier X5, available from the Apple Online Store
License: commercial

Symantec Norton Anti-Virus 11 for Macintosh, available from the Apple Online Store
License: commercial

McAfee VirusScan for Mac
License: commercial

I love being smug, but on a serious note. Virus’s are not a good thing to have on your computer. Besides slowing down your system, they can watch your keystrokes and report back to a database without you knowing. This way, hackers can gain access to your banking details regardless of security, email passwords, website passwords, credit card details and paypal accounts. They also have the potential to access sensitive or personal documents from your computer remotely… all without you knowing.

PC Users can download AVG for free, I highly recommend this one as it has not let a single file through.

Mac users <snigger> your recommended options are above.


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